Saturday, July 25, 2015
Friday, July 3, 2015
HAPPY EMPIRE DAY!
JULY
4, 2015
Today, many celebrate the birth
of our Great Republic. In memory of this
great occasion and in honor of the great changes that are about to take place
under the reign of Emperor Palpatine, the Emperor has declared that this day
will now be celebrated as EMPIRE DAY!
HAPPY EMPIRE
DAY!
Might makes right
Loyalty makes Unity
Ask not what the Empire can do for you
Ask what YOU can do for the Empire
IMPERIAL NEWS SERVICES – WHY DOES HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER EXIST IN OUR REPUBLIC?
WHY DOES HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER EXIST IN
OUR REPUBLIC?
We
live in a great Republic where no one should be without food or a home. And yet, so many go hungry and are without
shelter.
Emperor
Palpatine has a plan to eliminate this problem once and for all and has
appointed Governor Tarkin to oversee the Alderaan Project.
Once
implemented, the Alderaan Project will relocate many of our Republic’s homeless
population to wonderful shelters on Alderaan where all of their needs will be
provided for. According to a statement
released by Governor Tarkin, “We have great plans in the future for
Alderaan. The Alderaan Project is but
one facet that will resolve many of the problems that we currently face on
Alderaan.”
Senator
Bail Organa of Alderaan declined comment.
The
Alderaan Project is but one of many great things that Emperor Palpatine has
planned for our Republic. With your
support, this can happen soon.
VOTE
FOR PALPATINE!
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us in our mission to support Emperor Palpatine and to bring needed change to
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Thursday, July 2, 2015
IMPERIAL NEWS SERVICES - THE THREAT OF RELIGIOUS FREEDOM
THE THREAT OF RELIGIOUS FREEDOM
Not
a day goes by when the news does not have a story about religious fundamentalism
plaguing our Republic. Murders occur in
the name of religion and many people attempt to force their ideologies upon
others. This brings division to our
Republic and many people fear for their safety and that the fanatics will take
away their civil liberties.
In
a recently released a statement, Emperor Palpatine has provided hope concerning
this problem:
Religious
fanatics are a threat to your freedom.
They threaten your safety. They
seek to prevent you from having your rights.
Once I take control of your Republic, I promise that I will end this
threat once and for all! There will be
no more Religious Liberty! I will
implement Order 66, which will destroy the Jedi and eliminate all of their
sympathizers. You will have the freedom
that you have been fighting for and no one else will be able to force their
beliefs upon you.
The
Emperor addressed the problem of the Jedi in particular in great length. He is well aware that the Jedi seek to
maintain their control over the Republic and that they will do anything necessary
to force their ideology upon others. Of
course, they are but one of many more religious groups with the same
agenda. The Emperor’s promise of the use
of force to take away their ability to threaten the safety of the Republic has
received much praise.
Once
he has been elected as the head of the Republic, Emperor Palpatine has promised
to immediately implement Order 66 against the Jedi and all religious groups. “Only when their freedom to threaten you is
taken away will you have the freedom to live your life in the manner that you
please.”
VOTE FOR PALPATINE!
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us in our mission to support Emperor Palpatine and to bring needed change to
our Republic. LIKE us on Facebook and
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Wednesday, July 1, 2015
VOTE FOR PALPATINE
End
the corruption of our Republic!
Vote
for PALPATINE!
Since
our Republic is falling due to idiots and fanaticism from both sides of the
political spectrum, I say that we vote for a man who had proven he can unify
and establish control. Let us now support the Sith and vote Palpatine to be our
new leader!
VOTE
FOR PALPATINE
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